States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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