So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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