yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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