bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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