sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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