is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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