It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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