At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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