fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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