the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i used baking grease as lip gloss
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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