He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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