i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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