i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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