I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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