Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
