just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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