We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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