idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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