over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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