he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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