If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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