How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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