Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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