Can Purell be used as lube?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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