But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You took a bar mat shot.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
