how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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