On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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