discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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