I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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