My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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