We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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