Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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