My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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