it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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