He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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