i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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