Sry I called you an 8
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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