Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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