Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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