This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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