I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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