friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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