I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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