i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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