I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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