Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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