I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
