I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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