It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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