help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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