He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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